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Showing posts with label Gwyneth Paltrow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gwyneth Paltrow. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

5 Reasons People Should Not Hate Gwyneth Paltrow

There are 5 reasons of why people should not hate Gwyneth Paltrow despite more and more links tell the contrary on the Internet. However, if the hatred has already been ingrained and scattered on the first page of Google, what else we can say? "We should respect your point of view."

If you don't go with the majority, the following 5 reasons of why we should not hate Gwyneth Paltrow might "enlighten" you people, especially, those who don't really know of such matter.

1. Hatred will bring nothing but only anger, and anger will burn off your head so that you won't have anymore head to look in the mirror. This makes people think that now we're starting to lead an animated life.

2. People usually like to find out about news of a bad side of a celebrity, and this won't make them a celebrity, whether they have this goal or no. Except, for one reason, they welcome Halloween

3.Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of a herd of mosquitoes to annoy us when sleeping, so we don't have to buy a pesticide to get rid of her.

4. When you live in China you can't hate her. This is applied also to people living in Uganda, Zimbabwe, Tibet, Oman and many other countries whose, not only English is a foreign language, but also the populations are ignorant of their own domestic celebrities.

5. Gwyneth Paltrow never came to my dream asking me to write about 5 reasons of why people should not hate her, and in return she will cast me to co-star with her in the next Iron Man sequel.
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Monday, March 18, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow, Fancy Car and Gossip

Gwyneth Paltrow to be a Bollywood Guest star? She's one of the stunt women jumping into a speeding car? None of the media have ever tickled everyone's fancy with this gossip.

The Oscar-winning actress who's fond of singing and has ever done a debut as professional singer might say, "Of course not!" This gossip is nuts!"

Not only is she a talented actor, but also a singer. Country music, that's what she likes to sing but never ever invites Lata Mangeshkar, the legend of Bollywood playback singer, to be a back-up vocalist on stage. Another gossip about Gwyneth Paltrow buying fancy car in India is also laughable. But if you say, "Why not?" This is not a right gossip to tickle everybody's funny bone.

What if she's invited to Indonesia and share her voice here? You think, Gwyneth Paltrow likes singing dangdut song? But the kind of lower-class music genre, which often sentimentally force you to dance instead of cry, is a worth try. Be it played in a fancy car, the collaboration of country music and dangdut may bring a harmonious rhythm of tickling music. Would you like to try it with me, Ms. Paltrow?

By the way, it has nothing to do between Gwyneth Paltrow chose and bought the car brand Lexus with becoming a stunt woman in India. She wouldn't explain to the people there that Lexus as part of fancy cars are environmentally friendly, has a powerful engine, has a charming design, suitable for a family car and so on.

She's not a singing saleswoman!